From the Kitchen of Michael Murphy
2 slices of bread
condiments (catsup, mustard, mayonnaise, etc.)
sliced meat
Place meat on one slice of
bread
Slather your meat with
condiments
Place second slice of bread
on top
Cut sandwich corner to corner
and eat
NEVER PUT CONDIMENTS ON THE
BREAD OF A MEAT
(ALWAYS PLACE THE CONDIMENTS
ON THE MEAT!)
NEVER CUT A
NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY
CIRCUMSTANCES CUT A